Room Service (RS): “Morny. Ruin sorbees”
Guest (G): “Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service”
RS: “Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??”
G: “Uh..yes..I’d like some bacon and eggs”
RS: “Ow July den?”
G: “What??”
RS: “Ow July den?…pry, boy, pooch?”
G : “Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.”
RS: “Ow July dee bayhcem…crease?”
G: “Crisp will be fine.”
RS : “Hokay. An San tos?”
G: “What?”
RS:”San tos. July San tos?”
G: “I don’t think so”
RS: “No? Judo one toes??”
G: “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo one
toes ‘means.”
RS: “Toes! toes!…why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping
we bother?”
G: “English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘Toast.’ Fine.
Yes,an English muffin will be fine.”
RS: “We bother?”
G: “No..just put the bother on the side.”
RS: “Wad?”
G: “I mean butter…just put it on the side.”
RS: “Copy?”
G: “Sorry?”
RS: “Copy…tea…mill?”
G: “Yes. Coffee please, and that’s all.”
RS: “One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease
baychem,tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy….rye??”
G: “Whatever you say”
RS: “Tendjewberrymud”
G : “You’re welcome”
Holy Mass FOR THE BEATIFICATION OF MOTHER MARY MACKILLOP Catch the bus from the heartland of Australian Catholicism, Father Bray’s beloved St Margaret Mary’s Church in Merrylands. Let us journey to see Pope John Paul II at Randwick Racecourse, near Sydney.
The final Mass of St. Pio of Pietrelcina was celebrated in the Church of Santa Maria delle Grazie on September 22, 1968, the day before his death. On September 23, 1968 after having borne the stigmata for exactly 50 years, Padre Pio died.
The blood of St. Januarius liquefied on Thursday before a Mass in Naples, Italy, where the archbishop said that the blood of the fourth-century martyr is a powerful reminder that “love is stronger than death.”
Earliest-Born Person Ever Captured on Film Pope Leo XIII
The First Pope to Fly. (1964) Pope Paul VI journeys to the Holy Land to visit Jerusalem, Bethlehem and Nazareth. Nearly 2000 years ago the first Pope St Peter left the Holy Land. Pope Paul was the first supreme Pontiff since then to tread the sacred soil.
Pope JOHN PAUL II celebrates Holy Mass at Flemington, Australia Nov.1986
